Once he checks out, the cashier notifies him that he’s won a power ring which will let him turn into a grown-up version of himself, but it only works for the half-human son of an alien undersea kingdom from a planet long exploded, which he discovers he is. Memories of this trauma will awaken his mutant power to train to avenge his long lost parents by studying the ways of animals, including those of the mongoose whose blood was injected into his after he is hit by a car crossing the street.
I can honestly say I have -no- idea what the hell is going on. In a good way.
I think he’s heading for the Grond origin. (As in, all the origins at once.)
If Lurker’s right, the minute he enters that grocery he should get accosted by gamma rays.
Also, he’s secretly the son of a Norse god.
(First thought:) They sell bug meat!? Wow, that’s a pretty radical change in the American diet!
I’m guessing that’s a shellfish deal they’re advertising and not crickets and mealworms.
Honesty makes it hard to dis people? What a strange and alien world this is.
Once he checks out, the cashier notifies him that he’s won a power ring which will let him turn into a grown-up version of himself, but it only works for the half-human son of an alien undersea kingdom from a planet long exploded, which he discovers he is. Memories of this trauma will awaken his mutant power to train to avenge his long lost parents by studying the ways of animals, including those of the mongoose whose blood was injected into his after he is hit by a car crossing the street.
Spider meat, spider meat, does whatever a spider meat does…
“He must have a weak stomach.”
That’s why he’s holding his head. o_O