Never ask “what’s the worst thing that could happen?”. This amused me greatly.
Now we know Di’s scene is before doing anything with Bax, I am also amused that Bax in Marc’s body has given Di issues with her own desirability which she is seeking to remedy by seducing Bax in his own body, entirely unaware of who rejected her and that he in turn is horribly afraid of rejection by her. Deary Dewey me…
heh, friends help. Bax is very good at looking at all the possibilities…except for any possibility of them actually working out together, which would fit them together like, oh, Rikk and Alisin, & Alisin and Rumy
You know, I am kinda disappointed in Baxter’s imagination. My “worst that can happen” scenarios, even for something as simple as a date, tend to start with the unleashing of mass extinction bioweapons and escalate in severity from there.
High school head games? Boring your date to dead? Being bored to death by your date? Becoming hopelessly obsessed with a co-worker who’s not interested in you? Being emasculated by a brutal post-coital performance evaluation?
1- If she does that, she outs herself as an immature bitch who is not worth the hassle
2 and 3- They’re both snarky and pop culture savvy. That’s not enough to base a relationship on, but is more than enough conversation fuel for a meal
4- If the date goes OK, she *might* want to repeat it. Even if the first date means nothing to her, you could get another shot. It’s always a good idea to keep a realistic grasp of things, though: It’s a date, nothing more.
5- Good hygiene, enthusiasm and willingness to pleasure her should prevent half of the most common eventualities in bed. Also, remember that pron is a perfect guide of Sexual Don’ts. Give it your best shot, try to be confident and do try to get there, but don’t be afraid of asking for directions. If she’s still unsatisfied after all your efforts, you could always ask for a rematch
Bax’s giving that Look in the last panel is perfect. Points for his imagination, certainly…
Never ask “what’s the worst thing that could happen?”. This amused me greatly.
Now we know Di’s scene is before doing anything with Bax, I am also amused that Bax in Marc’s body has given Di issues with her own desirability which she is seeking to remedy by seducing Bax in his own body, entirely unaware of who rejected her and that he in turn is horribly afraid of rejection by her. Deary Dewey me…
heh, friends help. Bax is very good at looking at all the possibilities…except for any possibility of them actually working out together, which would fit them together like, oh, Rikk and Alisin, & Alisin and Rumy
Isn’t that what all women do when you fail to satisfy them?
I’ve herd that’s what happens when the female is unhappy after mating… The Male dies by head twisting.
Also now that we’ve seen the worst case outcome of this date. It’s going to turn out WAY better then that, I am sure…
All of those scenarios sound far more familiar than I’d like. ಠ_à²
And that’s why she’s known as “Lady Mantis”
@Sorrowtoserenity: …you’ve had your neck snapped after a bad date? How’s that undead lifestyle treating you? o_O
You know, I am kinda disappointed in Baxter’s imagination. My “worst that can happen” scenarios, even for something as simple as a date, tend to start with the unleashing of mass extinction bioweapons and escalate in severity from there.
The second-to-last one isn’t even a worst-case scenario. It’s pretty much a best-case scenario. I’d ditch the date, Bax.
I have to say that this page is brimming with awesome.
@Liza; Not good. I never realized how biased things like car seats and ladders were in favor of the living, head-on-straight majority before.
LockeZ, you’re being a bit pessimisti-
Wait. Locke ‘Z’? Could it be? MY VERY OWN EVIL TWIN?!
About time you realized your evil twin has shown himself Locke
Let’s analyze Baxter’s fears, shall we?
High school head games? Boring your date to dead? Being bored to death by your date? Becoming hopelessly obsessed with a co-worker who’s not interested in you? Being emasculated by a brutal post-coital performance evaluation?
1- If she does that, she outs herself as an immature bitch who is not worth the hassle
2 and 3- They’re both snarky and pop culture savvy. That’s not enough to base a relationship on, but is more than enough conversation fuel for a meal
4- If the date goes OK, she *might* want to repeat it. Even if the first date means nothing to her, you could get another shot. It’s always a good idea to keep a realistic grasp of things, though: It’s a date, nothing more.
5- Good hygiene, enthusiasm and willingness to pleasure her should prevent half of the most common eventualities in bed. Also, remember that pron is a perfect guide of Sexual Don’ts. Give it your best shot, try to be confident and do try to get there, but don’t be afraid of asking for directions. If she’s still unsatisfied after all your efforts, you could always ask for a rematch