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For emergencies, dial 555-630-0579. For everyone else: hi! You've reached the NEW office of Shanna Cochran, THE reporter who broke the stories of the Giant Brain Invasion of Billberg and-- AND!-- the capture of Cassiopeia Chattan. Eat it, Brokaw. I'm off doing important reportorial things, so leave a message at the sound of the gloat. Ha. Ha. HAAA. >BEEEEEEEP< Ms. Cochran, this is Jared Cognomen. You may remember me from the Chattan bust. I'm calling on behalf of Agent Jones, who'd like to grant you an exclusive interview this Friday. Give us a call if nothing more important comes up. >CLICK< |
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