Here come the Feds in Black
(Uh it's the F.I.B.'s)
(Uh here come the F.I.B.'s)
Here come the Feds in Black (Feds in Black)
You can all breathe easy

Nah, nah, nah,
The good guys act real bad, remember that,
Cause we wade in the shade till we pound it flat
This is Desmond Jones, I'm a big cojones
Pagin' all my agents on their black cell phones
So relax,
Blacks got you covered unless you're a threat
But if you are, then our wetworks get wet
Zombs with Saddam's bombs, you better watch out
Cause we got no qualms and we'll shoot with no doubt
We don't have to fret bout no Anne Rice vamps
Cause they're stuck in camps,
Fenced in tight with white sun lamps.
Did we say "camps?"
We meant "clamps."
We're just playin' wit' ya, so take a joke, champs!
Uh and...

Here come the Feds in Black (Feds in Black)
You can all breathe easy
Here come the Feds in Black (Feds in Black)
Not remotely sleazy

Trust us, this is frontier justice
We must assume the worst first
Or we'll get hearsed
You might want to shake an alien's hand
But understand, this land is not their land
And they been walkin' in takin' our women and men
Cause they need to breed
Do the deed
Spread their seed
This ain't no screed
Pay heed
We got the video feed!
That's why the F.I.B.'s here to save ya
From those alien ravers, the ones who crave ya.
If you been probed by someone not of this globe
Call one-eight-hundred-XENOPHOBE!
We're your @$$'s best protection.
Remember that come the next election.
Department of Defense's best defense is an attack.
That's why we need the
Feds in Black.
Uh, M-m-m-...

The Feds in Black.
The Feds in Black.

Let me see ya just duck and cover.
Just duck and cover.
Just duck and cover. C'mon,
Let me see ya just put your hands up.
Just put your hands up.
Just put your hands up. C'mon.
Let me see ya take a walk downtown.
Just walk downtown.
Take a walk downtown. C'mon,
Now get your hand stamped.
Now freeze.

Here come the Feds in Black. (here they come)
You can all breathe easy
Here come the Feds in Black (Feds in Black)
Not remotely sleazy

A-ight check it.
The F.I.B.'s goin' public today
Not like Amazon or even eBay
But like Tom Ridge or the C.I.A.
We want the underground to know we're around
And know we're badder that the baddest mojo
And we are badder that the baddest mofo
So, yo, Bogeyman, better jump back
You'll face the Feds in,
Face the Feds in...
Face the Feds in...
Face the Feds in...

Here come the Feds in Black.
You can all breathe easy
Here come the Feds in Black
Not remotely sleazy

Here come the Feds in Black.
You can all breathe easy
Here come the Feds in Black
Not remotely sleazy