Okay. So you're in a bar, an' she bursts in, shades down, glass an' Mayan dust in her hair, an' she aims both guns square at yer chest.
How do ya score?
10. "Want me to raid your tomb?"
9. "Whoa! Those pants make even yer butt look buff!"
8. "I've got an idea for a dig I think you'll be interested in..."
7. "Wanna see who's got the longer Dagger of Xian?..."
6. "There's a Himalayan idol somewhere in my pants."
5. "So it's all about survival with you, huh? Wanna help the species survive?"
4. "Are yer legs tired? Cause you been runnin' through China, Venice, a buncha gun-totin' side-steppin' goons, an' my mind all night."
3. "Is it true what they say about British duchesses?"
2. "Nice guns, but ya really should accept no substitutes."
1. Lean close, put chyer lips to her shell-like ear, an' whisper the "Nude Raider" cheat codes.
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