He's got a wardrobe from the Salvation Army an' a name that sounds like a bad knock-knock joke, but he was recently seen wearin' Sharon Stone's scarf from Basic Instinct. How's he do it?...
10. 'These shoes! They fit perfectly! Wanna fuck?'
9. 'Did you hear that sound when I appeared? That was bedsprings.'
8. 'So, I've heard you like older men.'
7. 'Well, I don't call them my companions for nothing, you know.'
6. 'There's a very good reason K-9 calls me "Master..."'
5. 'It's bigger than it looks.'
4. 'Well, if you wait around awhile, I might become your type.'
3. 'You do know what they say about men with long scarves, don't you?...'
2. 'Twisted your ankle again? Well, while you're down there ...'
1. 'Want to see my Sonic Screwdriver?'
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